Registrar’s Jokes

What’s the difference between a terrorist and a registrar?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How many registrars does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. We hold the bulb and the world revolves around us.


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  1. Kathy Karkut says:

    Thanks, Judith, for today’s smile! Registrar’s do have a sense of humour!



    ¡Gracias, Judith, por la sonrisa de hoy! ¡Los registradores sí que tienen sentido del humor!

  2. A variation on the lightbulb joke –
    Q: “How many registrars does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

    A: “LIGHTBULB!!! You must be kidding – do you know what the UV range is on that thing?!!! Get it out of here!!!”

    OK, so you know what I’ve been doing today? Removing fluorescent tubes and calculating the cost to UV shield the rest. I want gloom!



    Una variante del chiste del bombillo –
    Pregunta: “¿Cuántos registradores se necesitan para poner un bombillo?”
    Respuesta: “¡¡¡BOMBILLOS!!! Debes estar bromeando – ¡¡¡¿Sabes el nivel de Rayos Ultravioleta de esa cosa?!!! ¡¡¡Llévate eso de aquí!!!”

    OK, así que, ¿sabes qué he estado haciendo hoy? Removiendo los tubos fluorescentes y calculando el costo de los filtros Ultra Violeta del resto. ¡Quiero oscuridad!

    • Angela says:

      Ha ha ha! Judith, you definitely made my day! 🙂



      ¡Ja ja ja! Judith, ¡definitivamente me arreglaste mi día! 🙂

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